Tee Hee Hee

Lawrence Munoz asked me to proofread something for him for his state Church paper. Here's what I put on his "billing statement". Had to share.

Billing Statement for Lawrence Munoz
Charge for Labor at $32/hour (30 minutes) $16
Charge for Proofreading at $1 per word changed $47
Charge for Putting up with you (discount applied) $125
Charge for Processing and Handling $8

Total Due $196

Due Date February 5

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